1、可以对你百依百顺，也能转身不闻不问。
Can be obedient to you, can also turn away.
2、聪明的人考试靠实力，我考试一般只靠想象力。
Smart people test by strength, I generally test only by imagination.
3、凡事先讨好自己，至于别人，分交情，看心情。
Please yourself first. As for others, make friends and see your mood.
4、飞流直下三驼屎，可惜身上没带纸！
Fly straight down three camel excrement, but no paper!
5、不怕喝敌敌畏，就怕开盖有惊喜畅享多一瓶！
Dont be afraid to drink dichlorvos, just be afraid to open the lid and have a surprise!
6、什么世道啊，姐是你穿不起的牌子。
Whats the world? Sister is a brand you cant afford.
7、做个开心的人，开心到把我们周围的人也能影响。
Be a happy person, happy to the people around us can also affect.
8、自己选择的路，跪着也要把它走完。
The road you choose, kneel down and finish it.
9、有些人虽然不属于自己，但是遇见了也好。
Some people dont belong to themselves, but its better to meet them.
10、宁愿我负天下人，不可天下人负我。
Id rather be negative than negative.
11、所有人都了解我的话，那我得有多普通。
If everyone knows me, how ordinary I have to be.
12、生活将我们磨圆，是为了让我们滚得更远。
Life will round us, is to let us roll further.
13、如果生活也可以选择，2倍速播放，那该多好。
If life can also choose, double speed play, thats good.
14、每天就纠结一件事，钱为什么花着花着就没了。
Every day, I have to worry about one thing, why the money is spent and gone.
15、我这人从不记仇，一般有仇当场就报了。
Im a man who never takes revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.
16、我要走了，以后也不会祈祷你的幸福。
Im leaving, and I wont pray for your happiness.
17、永不言弃，涐愿与伱至死不渝。
Never give up, I would like to die with you.
18、不要打扰我的生活，我的生活没有你。
Dont disturb my life, my life is without you.
19、自从买了保险，我走路都不看红绿灯了。
Since I bought insurance, I dont watch the traffic lights when I walk.
20、我想环游整片星空，找到你的星球。
I want to travel all over the sky and find your planet.
21、珍珠奶茶搞一杯，明天帅哥把你追。
Make a cup of pearl milk tea, and the handsome guy will chase you tomorrow.
22、当爱，已成过去，谁还记得谁。
When love, has become the past, who still remember who.
23、你是年少的欢喜，这句话反过来送给你。
You are young joy, this sentence in turn to you.
24、其实我是个很好的人，直到你惹毛了我！
In fact, I am a very good person, until you pissed me off!
25、没坚持的玩笑话、我知道你在和我开玩笑。
I know you are joking with me.
26、失去我，再也不会遇到下一个我。
Lose me, never meet the next me.
27、女人，上半身是诱饵，下半身是陷阱。
Woman, upper body is bait, lower body is trap.
28、不在一起就不在一起吧，反正一辈子也没多长。
Not together, not together, anyway, life is not long.
29、低调闷骚的高调，高调被打的征兆。
Low key sultry high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.
30、千磨万击还坚劲，任尔东南西北风。
Thousands of grinding, thousands of blows, but also strong, Ren Er southeast northwest wind.
31、其实很多事我都介意，只是习惯笑着说没关系。
In fact, I mind a lot of things, just used to say it doesnt matter with a smile.
32、比起敷衍，我更喜欢简单的拒绝。
I prefer simple refusal to perfunctory.
33、没看到你光头反射的阳光，我就觉得特刺眼。
I dont see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, I feel very dazzling.
34、什么是绅士！绅士只不过是更有耐心的狼罢了！
What is a gentleman! A gentleman is just a more patient wolf!
35、在不见你的日子里，我全是心事。
In the days when I dont see you, its all on my mind.
36、你总是无动于衷，我何必去付出我的真情。
You are always indifferent, why should I pay my true feelings.
37、别管我叫哥，我不是你这个超级败类的恁哥。
Dont call me brother. Im not your brother.
38、女人混好了就是嫂子，混不好就是婊子。
A good woman is a sister-in-law, but a bad woman is a whore.
39、如果上课不能闭着眼，是否还能托着脸。
If you cant close your eyes in class, can you still hold your face.
40、我这么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊？
I like you so much. You will die if you like me?
41、思想有多远，你就给我滚多远。
As far as the thought is concerned, you can roll for me.
42、你不拿我当回事，对不起，我也没把你当人看！
You dont take me seriously. Im sorry, I dont take you seriously!
43、感谢我的不完美，让我看清了身边的是人是狗。
Thanks for my imperfection, let me see the people around me are dogs.
44、伤疤好了，心是不是又痒了。
Scar is good, the heart is itchy again.
45、悲伤是因为你，快乐却不是因为你。
Sadness is because of you, but happiness is not because of you.
46、别在我面前得意，总有天我会笑着看你哭。
Dont be proud in front of me, I will laugh and watch you cry one day.
47、风急天高猿啸哀，肥肉快和我拜拜。
The wind is strong, the sky is high, the ape howls and mourns, fat meat, please say goodbye to me.
48、莫把真心空计较，唯有大德享万年。
Dont worry about sincerity, only great virtue can enjoy ten thousand years.
49、誓言变成了谎言，我的心被你撕成了碎片。
Oath into a lie, my heart was torn to pieces by you.
50、八戒，别以为你站在路灯下就是夜明猪了。
Bajie, dont think youre a Yeming pig standing under the street lamp.
51、心里只有你一个频道，最可恨的是还没有广告。
You are the only channel in my heart. The most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement.
52、我其实不是不理你，我只是，在等你先开口。
Im not ignoring you. Im just waiting for you to speak first.
53、爷们一直在坚强，女人忽悠也迷茫。
Men have been strong, women are confused.
54、别把我看透，那样你会对我失去所有兴趣。
Dont see me through, youll lose all interest in me.
55、天下风去出我辈，一入江湖岁月摧。
The world wind out of our generation, a time to destroy the river.
56、你是我生活所有的琐碎，而不是情话的素材。
You are all the trivialities of my life, not the material of love words.
57、你的齐天大圣在来的路上，别被野猴子迷了眼。
Your Qi Tian Da Sheng is on the way. Dont be blinded by wild monkeys.
58、我不知道年少轻狂，我只知道胜者为王。
I dont know young frivolous, I only know the winner is king.
59、笨蛋才恋爱，我好想当笨蛋啊。
Fool is love, I want to be a fool.
60、真想回到原始社会，因为杀人不偿命。
I really want to go back to the primitive society, because killing is not worth life.
61、你不喜欢我，说再多都没用。
You dont like me. Its no use saying more.
62、不在乎不在乎的，在乎值得在乎的。
Dont care about what you dont care about, care about what is worth caring about.
63、波妞喜欢宗介，中介喜欢赚差价。
Boniu likes Zongjie, and the intermediary likes to make a difference.
64、别只顾着向后看，却没看到前面的路有多长。
Dont just look back without seeing how long the road ahead is.
65、找不到心归处，宁愿居无定所地过一生。
If you cant find your heart, youd rather live a life without a fixed place.
66、只有不停的奔跑，才能追上自己的梦。
Only keep running, to catch up with their dreams.
67、花花稍稍都是符号，平平淡淡才是王道。
Flowers are symbols, plain light is king.
68、喜欢你是真心话，说出来是大冒险。
Like you is the truth, say it is a big adventure.
69、水太深，风太大，没有实力你少说话。
The water is too deep, the wind is too strong, you have no strength to speak less.
70、我真诚的记录着，因为觉得生活值得。
I sincerely record it, because I think life is worth living.
71、当他不爱你的时候，你的爱便是负担。
When he doesnt love you, your love is a burden.
72、减肥没有那么容易，每块肉都有它的脾气。
Its not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its temper.
73、童话之所以美好，是因为那是儿童说的话。
Fairy tales are beautiful because they are childrens words.
74、把你的脸拿开点，不要脏了我的眼。
Take your face away. Dont dirty my eyes.
75、小心翼翼的撑着，不如大大咧咧的活着。
Its better to be cautious than careless.
76、我就这么一颗心，你省着点玩，悠着点伤。
I have such a heart, you save some play, leisurely a little hurt.
77、从此以后不谈地久天长，单刀赴会做气质流氓！
Since then, do not talk about forever, go to the party alone, do temperament rogue!
78、再好的链子，也栓不住想走的狗。
No matter how good the chain is, it cant hold the dog who wants to go.
79、心，只有在黑夜的庇佑下，才不会感觉疼痛。
Heart, only under the protection of the night, will not feel pain.
80、为了你的幸福，我可以放弃一切，包括你。
For your happiness, I can give up everything, including you.
81、你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。
Whats wrong with you? Say it to make everyone happy.
82、月亮不睡我不睡，医院等着我缴费。
The moon does not sleep, I do not sleep, the hospital waiting for me to pay.
83、仰头不是骄傲，只是要看自己的天空。
Looking up is not pride, just to see their own sky.
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